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Forum: SC General
Thread: Back at the SC Tavern
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2010-01-09 21:36:23
Leaving my favorite coffee shop one morning I decide to go left instead of right and, for a change, crawl into a sewer, and making liberal use of commas, as is my right, I stumble across my old watering hole, The SC tavern, and decide to go in and chat with my old buddies.

Opening the door I see the place empty. The floor is scattered with pointed sticks, dead rabbits and moldy butter. At least I think its moldy butter. Several tables are occupied by the skeletons of penguins and gerbils.

I sit down and order a drink. When the monkey brings it to me I lean back and think about the good old days.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2010-01-11 11:17:57
The monkey is still there?
I thought he had long gone!

You're just immagining things, I guess...
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2010-01-11 13:05:54
Wow!! The monkey is talking!!! Of course you are still here little monkey. Where else would you be. No, little monkey I have not lost my mind. Now be a good bartending monkey in a bar located in the sewer and bring me another drink. That's a good monkey.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2010-01-15 08:24:31
*monkey sighs*
Failed again... But i'll be damned if this one gets more then water though! Perhaps I'll even spit in it...

*monkey pours himself another beer, and waits till the customer goes away... again*
Post by: penguins(404743)
2010-02-20 18:56:48
(slowly with cane in flipper walks into the bar)
Could it be, could it really be dalvian? My old friend?
Many things changed have they as you been gone. The good and evil factions of any worth long ago left this galaxy. Most of us are rotting away in our centrifical butter chambers. Some of us are on friend sites (you know what i mean im sure) we must chat sometime.

Best wishes to you.

Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2010-02-24 08:14:02
Dildo, less talking!
More drinking :D
Post by: penguins(404743)
2010-02-25 22:06:32
Alas my wee lil fly, the dildo has gone dry.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2010-03-01 09:36:31
I have 2 words for you then: Lube
Post by: penguins(404743)
2010-03-03 21:58:37
whats the other word?
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2010-03-05 14:02:23
Ricant :D
Post by: Caza(2720)
2010-03-22 18:49:36
So original Suepah.
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