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Thread: Haiku
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-01 14:46:13
Pie is delicious
I need some of its goodness
this tastes terrible
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 18:14:26
Rob is too sexy
Way too sexy for his shirt
So sexy it hurts
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 18:17:24
An icon for all
The disenfranchised masses
Sexy Aiden Gore
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 18:20:04
I just lol'd at Rob's
Magnificent Haiku, it
was pure brilliance
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-01 19:43:29
well, so did i.
I laughed about the haiku.
it was funny
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 22:25:16
5,7,5 Suepah -.-
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-01 22:55:50
Aiden is too good
to be writing these haiku
ladies, you want him
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 23:09:07
lol Haiku Haiku
lol Haiku Haiku Haiku
lol Haiku Haiku
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-01 23:17:52
I love cupcake pie
I really wish i knew why
rocky mountain high
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 23:22:42
OH MY JESUS IT RHYMED!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-01 23:27:34
This Thread is now about limericks & Haikus

There was a young man named Rob
Who wrote a haiku just above
Amazingly it rhymed
Cos of his talented mind
It's epicity made Aiden Sob

(Above rhymes with Rob, shut up! xD, and so does Ryhmed and Mind) xD
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-01 23:28:54
EPIC LIMERICK!
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-02 05:40:16
Wolfy, you didn't really think i'd make a haiku, did you?
I was just saying I laughed about the haiku and it was funny...

I know a great limeric in dutch. But translated into english it's either very stupid or dirty... So I'm just saying it's not even worth mentionning. :-D

I like beer a lot
I love to drink it ice cold
Beer is my wet dream

I really like beer
It makes me ride santa's deer
And live withouth fear



MMmmmmh... beeeeer... :D
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-02 10:47:03
hahaha awesome xD
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-02 11:38:31
I made it specially for you :)
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-02 11:52:36
:') thankyou :p
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-02 20:21:27
Haiku are too fun
This thread has blown up so big
I deserve a raise
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-03 04:40:08
I better sneak out of this thread then...
And take my hapkidu's with me, just in case...

We don't want any prove of us over here when the thread blows up. It wasn't me!
Come wolfy. Be a good buy, grabb all the poŽmtry and folow me to safety!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-03 12:10:57
A Captain always goes down with his ship suepah!

Rob's the captain, so let's go xD
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-03 14:19:09
you better not leave
I will hunt you forever
mutiny failed
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-03 22:25:18
i pronounce failed as one syllable :S
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-03 22:57:52
AWWWWWWW. I came to post now Ima go BOOM?
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-04 00:52:55
Dre, you owe us 1 haiku now.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-04 09:53:58
And 10 push-ups!
(let's sneak out and throw in 2 dead bodies while they're not looking, wolfy. I'll find myself a dead fly to throw in, and you go search for a dog-boddie or something...)

At least they won't come look for us!
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-04 09:55:22
Im bad at Haikus
Why am I doing this?
Aiden is sexy
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822)
2008-10-04 11:09:58
This is my haiku
I was not forced to write this
Done by my free will.

*gunshot*
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-04 11:10:26
I am omniscient
don't try to screw me over
i have fifty guns
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822)
2008-10-04 12:35:53
Poor Robert Hancock
Suffering a life of shame
Kicked out of his home
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-04 12:47:03
Life has been a blur
What is the point of pizza?
give me some more beer
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-04 12:51:57
Tommeh has a hat
It tries to make him look fat
it fails, that's that
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822)
2008-10-04 12:59:25
Warren is Asian
His eyes are very squinty
How does he see things?
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-04 15:41:23
This thread has made lulz
Just the pure epicity
leaves me astounded.
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-04 16:23:18
Aiden is hot
Too hot to stand
He's Sexyman
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-04 17:15:42
that was not haiku
dre has failed very hard
i'm really happy
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-04 17:22:28
Fail fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail fail!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-04 17:26:39
NEEDS MOAR LIMERICKS!

There once was a boy named Dre
Who happened to be rather gay
Gay means happy
as in, Goofy and daffy
my happy-go-lucky prey.

;)
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-04 17:36:53
I LOVE YOU AIDEN
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-04 17:43:24
lollerskates Dre... you must learn the ways of the haiku, I shall call your creation a dreism
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-04 18:06:31
Is this a Dreism?
I suppose it is
Yep it is wrong so it is
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-04 20:49:29
very wrong, so yes :p
Post by: Impacter(343349)
2008-10-04 21:44:48
Dreisms R Us
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-05 00:07:12
There once was a suepahfly
Who ate a blueberry pie
He buzzed around Plit
Causing chaos in it
Till he was swatted by some Gore guy...

:)
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-05 07:12:51
NYEES!
People who say "What is the point of pizza?" and stuff like that!
Shame on them!!!

And people who don't post limerics, haiku or dreisms in this thread!

Yesterday was fun
been a year since i had weed
and I had munchies...


sweeet
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-05 13:09:30
Lmao :')
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-10 05:42:42
bump
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-10 11:07:45
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump

Keep it on topic, doggy!
Now go fetch the paper for me, and my slippers.
No shewing this time!
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-11 01:02:22
I once had five bills
I spent it all on some crack
now i have five kids
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-11 06:39:51
Well, I blame the wife.
She should have kept her legs closed
Do I get banned now?
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-12 02:37:22
No, i don't think so
Because you made me chuckle
Laughter makes rules void
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-12 21:42:06
I've been banned before
I did something similar
I did not like it :(
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-12 21:42:36
"that makes me a big fat cry baby"
wait... that's too much :(
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-13 22:35:11
I love v.o.w.

it is so tantalizing

i am hypnotized

it was 5-7-5, but i forgot the periods, lol
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-14 05:02:19
5-7-5, bro...
better edit it, before you get the wrath of the haiku all over you!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-10-14 16:05:00
i take it he pronounces W as "dub"
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-14 20:20:50
V.O.DUB?

what are you talking about???
you stoned again? :D
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-14 20:20:59
can I join you?
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-19 05:07:34
aboasoltuely ccan join emah
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-19 05:43:41
And today is the only day I have to keep my maners around the house.
My mom asked me politely... She wants to make a good impression on the family again. No wearing fake brands, only reall stuff.
Last year I went as a bum :) Family was all dressed up and bragging, and I sat on the coach watching tv in the oldest, worn out clothes I could find.

This year I'll wear my Tommy-pants and Burberry-polo... But I'll just head into town real fast. I'm thinking somewhere between the hors d'oeuvres and the soup :D
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-20 15:27:07
Grey Poupon?
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-20 15:52:41
But of course! :D
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-23 17:29:20
Aw, so delicious! I dared a man to drink a whole bottle to see if he'd get drunk off the wine in it and he did
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-23 22:24:00
He did get drink, or he did drink it?
I dared a friend of mine to drink "White Spirit" when he allready was drunk...

And he DID... (end up in the hospital, lol!)
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-24 00:24:00
He drank it, and it got him a small buzz, he puked for about 2 hours though
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-25 11:06:52
Poor bastard...
At least the WhiteSpirit-dude wasn't able to puke anymore...
And good thing the ambulance was there rather fast too, haha.

What a lovely day that was!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_spirit
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-10-27 01:13:09
Ah, seems like the adventurous type i see
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-10-27 11:56:13
Let's call it the drunk type...
He didn't remember drinking it, nor does he remember the "adventure" to the hospital :)

He never really became quiet normal ever again... But then again... You allready noticed he never WAS normal, hanging around with people like me ;)
Post by: mattoliveira(227531)
2009-11-23 06:14:39
I used to play Vow,
My ass was kicked aplenty,
I now have the shame.
Post by: metaldragon(410560)
2009-11-23 06:16:17
You enter the store
Say to cashier, "HI I'M TES,
CAN I BUY SOME DOUCHE?"
Post by: mattoliveira(227531)
2009-11-23 06:18:07
For god's sake, really?
I spent all this time feuding?
Damn Vow e-fedding.
Post by: metaldragon(410560)
2009-11-23 06:18:38
Gods and Heretics
Lots and lots of tournaments
Swearing? Now you're banned
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-23 06:19:24
Matt is my wifey
Although his scent offends me
He gives good cuddles
Post by: mattoliveira(227531)
2009-11-23 06:21:25
The VOW side is crap,
said those from California,
oh how they do lie.
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-23 06:22:44
Peter, where are you?
We need your loving embrace
To fix this pile of-
Post by: mattoliveira(227531)
2009-11-23 06:22:58
Turds turds turds turds turds,
turds turds turds turds turds turds turds,
turds turds turds turds flush.
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-23 06:23:29
There was a post here
But it had been done before
Double posts suck ass
Post by: mattoliveira(227531)
2009-11-23 06:23:31
Woulds thou rub thine foot?
Alas, not from which in shoes,
but of my phallus.
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2009-11-23 06:24:33
Thread resurrected
thanks be to mister Aiden
Whiskey on the house
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-23 10:17:46
I am a small fly.
I crawl all over your face.
I am super cool!
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2009-12-05 01:48:56
I am so super
Superty freakin duper
I need more sugar
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2010-01-11 13:12:45
I found a donkey
It's name was mister Plopsy
I ate good that night
Post by: Captain Stupendous(38517)
2010-01-12 02:39:04
Damn I want chicken
Secret blend of herbs and spice
Finger lickin' good
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2010-01-12 14:46:39
I am a turncoat
I betray even myself
I have no remorse
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2012-02-20 03:51:13
HA FOUND IT! (was looking for this amazing thread)
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2012-02-20 23:25:57
Wolfie has found it.
He is very happy now.
Ev'ryone rejoice!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2012-02-21 00:41:06
Suepahfly is here
To talk to us about beer
Like he did last year
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2012-02-24 23:18:29
I don't remember.
I think I drank too much beer.
Got wasted as hell!
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