Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-01 14:46:13 |
Pie is delicious
I need some of its goodness this tastes terrible |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 18:14:26 |
Rob is too sexy
Way too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 18:17:24 |
An icon for all
The disenfranchised masses Sexy Aiden Gore |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 18:20:04 |
I just lol'd at Rob's
Magnificent Haiku, it was pure brilliance |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-01 19:43:29 |
well, so did i.
I laughed about the haiku. it was funny |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 22:25:16 |
5,7,5 Suepah -.- |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-01 22:55:50 |
Aiden is too good
to be writing these haiku ladies, you want him |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 23:09:07 |
lol Haiku Haiku
lol Haiku Haiku Haiku lol Haiku Haiku |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-01 23:17:52 |
I love cupcake pie
I really wish i knew why rocky mountain high |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 23:22:42 |
OH MY JESUS IT RHYMED! |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-01 23:27:34 |
This Thread is now about limericks & Haikus
There was a young man named Rob Who wrote a haiku just above Amazingly it rhymed Cos of his talented mind It's epicity made Aiden Sob (Above rhymes with Rob, shut up! xD, and so does Ryhmed and Mind) xD |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-01 23:28:54 |
EPIC LIMERICK! |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-02 05:40:16 |
Wolfy, you didn't really think i'd make a haiku, did you?
I was just saying I laughed about the haiku and it was funny... I know a great limeric in dutch. But translated into english it's either very stupid or dirty... So I'm just saying it's not even worth mentionning. :-D I like beer a lot I love to drink it ice cold Beer is my wet dream I really like beer It makes me ride santa's deer And live withouth fear MMmmmmh... beeeeer... :D |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-02 10:47:03 |
hahaha awesome xD |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-02 11:38:31 |
I made it specially for you :) |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-02 11:52:36 |
:') thankyou :p |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-02 20:21:27 |
Haiku are too fun
This thread has blown up so big I deserve a raise |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-03 04:40:08 |
I better sneak out of this thread then...
And take my hapkidu's with me, just in case... We don't want any prove of us over here when the thread blows up. It wasn't me! Come wolfy. Be a good buy, grabb all the poëmtry and folow me to safety! |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-03 12:10:57 |
A Captain always goes down with his ship suepah!
Rob's the captain, so let's go xD |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-03 14:19:09 |
you better not leave
I will hunt you forever mutiny failed |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-03 22:25:18 |
i pronounce failed as one syllable :S |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-03 22:57:52 |
AWWWWWWW. I came to post now Ima go BOOM? |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-04 00:52:55 |
Dre, you owe us 1 haiku now. |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-04 09:53:58 |
And 10 push-ups!
(let's sneak out and throw in 2 dead bodies while they're not looking, wolfy. I'll find myself a dead fly to throw in, and you go search for a dog-boddie or something...) At least they won't come look for us! |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-04 09:55:22 |
Im bad at Haikus
Why am I doing this? Aiden is sexy |
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822) 2008-10-04 11:09:58 |
This is my haiku
I was not forced to write this Done by my free will. *gunshot* |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-04 11:10:26 |
I am omniscient
don't try to screw me over i have fifty guns |
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822) 2008-10-04 12:35:53 |
Poor Robert Hancock
Suffering a life of shame Kicked out of his home |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-04 12:47:03 |
Life has been a blur
What is the point of pizza? give me some more beer |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-04 12:51:57 |
Tommeh has a hat
It tries to make him look fat it fails, that's that |
Post by: The Man from Mars(174822) 2008-10-04 12:59:25 |
Warren is Asian
His eyes are very squinty How does he see things? |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-04 15:41:23 |
This thread has made lulz
Just the pure epicity leaves me astounded. |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-04 16:23:18 |
Aiden is hot
Too hot to stand He's Sexyman |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-04 17:15:42 |
that was not haiku
dre has failed very hard i'm really happy |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-04 17:22:28 |
Fail fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail! |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-04 17:26:39 |
NEEDS MOAR LIMERICKS!
There once was a boy named Dre Who happened to be rather gay Gay means happy as in, Goofy and daffy my happy-go-lucky prey. ;) |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-04 17:36:53 |
I LOVE YOU AIDEN |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-04 17:43:24 |
lollerskates Dre... you must learn the ways of the haiku, I shall call your creation a dreism |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-04 18:06:31 |
Is this a Dreism?
I suppose it is Yep it is wrong so it is |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-04 20:49:29 |
very wrong, so yes :p |
Post by: Impacter(343349) 2008-10-04 21:44:48 |
Dreisms R Us |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-05 00:07:12 |
There once was a suepahfly
Who ate a blueberry pie He buzzed around Plit Causing chaos in it Till he was swatted by some Gore guy... :) |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-05 07:12:51 |
NYEES!
People who say "What is the point of pizza?" and stuff like that! Shame on them!!! And people who don't post limerics, haiku or dreisms in this thread! Yesterday was fun been a year since i had weed and I had munchies... sweeet |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-05 13:09:30 |
Lmao :') |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-10 05:42:42 |
bump |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-10 11:07:45 |
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump Keep it on topic, doggy! Now go fetch the paper for me, and my slippers. No shewing this time! |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-11 01:02:22 |
I once had five bills
I spent it all on some crack now i have five kids |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-11 06:39:51 |
Well, I blame the wife.
She should have kept her legs closed Do I get banned now? |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-12 02:37:22 |
No, i don't think so
Because you made me chuckle Laughter makes rules void |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-12 21:42:06 |
I've been banned before
I did something similar I did not like it :( |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-12 21:42:36 |
"that makes me a big fat cry baby"
wait... that's too much :( |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-13 22:35:11 |
I love v.o.w.
it is so tantalizing i am hypnotized it was 5-7-5, but i forgot the periods, lol |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-14 05:02:19 |
5-7-5, bro...
better edit it, before you get the wrath of the haiku all over you! |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2008-10-14 16:05:00 |
i take it he pronounces W as "dub" |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-14 20:20:50 |
V.O.DUB?
what are you talking about??? you stoned again? :D |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-14 20:20:59 |
can I join you? |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-19 05:07:34 |
aboasoltuely ccan join emah |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-19 05:43:41 |
And today is the only day I have to keep my maners around the house.
My mom asked me politely... She wants to make a good impression on the family again. No wearing fake brands, only reall stuff. Last year I went as a bum :) Family was all dressed up and bragging, and I sat on the coach watching tv in the oldest, worn out clothes I could find. This year I'll wear my Tommy-pants and Burberry-polo... But I'll just head into town real fast. I'm thinking somewhere between the hors d'oeuvres and the soup :D |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-20 15:27:07 |
Grey Poupon? |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-20 15:52:41 |
But of course! :D |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-23 17:29:20 |
Aw, so delicious! I dared a man to drink a whole bottle to see if he'd get drunk off the wine in it and he did |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-23 22:24:00 |
He did get drink, or he did drink it?
I dared a friend of mine to drink "White Spirit" when he allready was drunk... And he DID... (end up in the hospital, lol!) |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-24 00:24:00 |
He drank it, and it got him a small buzz, he puked for about 2 hours though |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-25 11:06:52 |
Poor bastard...
At least the WhiteSpirit-dude wasn't able to puke anymore... And good thing the ambulance was there rather fast too, haha. What a lovely day that was! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_spirit |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2008-10-27 01:13:09 |
Ah, seems like the adventurous type i see |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2008-10-27 11:56:13 |
Let's call it the drunk type...
He didn't remember drinking it, nor does he remember the "adventure" to the hospital :) He never really became quiet normal ever again... But then again... You allready noticed he never WAS normal, hanging around with people like me ;) |
Post by: mattoliveira(227531) 2009-11-23 06:14:39 |
I used to play Vow,
My ass was kicked aplenty, I now have the shame. |
Post by: metaldragon(410560) 2009-11-23 06:16:17 |
You enter the store
Say to cashier, "HI I'M TES, CAN I BUY SOME DOUCHE?" |
Post by: mattoliveira(227531) 2009-11-23 06:18:07 |
For god's sake, really?
I spent all this time feuding? Damn Vow e-fedding. |
Post by: metaldragon(410560) 2009-11-23 06:18:38 |
Gods and Heretics
Lots and lots of tournaments Swearing? Now you're banned |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2009-11-23 06:19:24 |
Matt is my wifey
Although his scent offends me He gives good cuddles |
Post by: mattoliveira(227531) 2009-11-23 06:21:25 |
The VOW side is crap,
said those from California, oh how they do lie. |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2009-11-23 06:22:44 |
Peter, where are you?
We need your loving embrace To fix this pile of- |
Post by: mattoliveira(227531) 2009-11-23 06:22:58 |
Turds turds turds turds turds,
turds turds turds turds turds turds turds, turds turds turds turds flush. |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2009-11-23 06:23:29 |
There was a post here
But it had been done before Double posts suck ass |
Post by: mattoliveira(227531) 2009-11-23 06:23:31 |
Woulds thou rub thine foot?
Alas, not from which in shoes, but of my phallus. |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2009-11-23 06:24:33 |
Thread resurrected
thanks be to mister Aiden Whiskey on the house |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2009-11-23 10:17:46 |
I am a small fly.
I crawl all over your face. I am super cool! |
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809) 2009-12-05 01:48:56 |
I am so super
Superty freakin duper I need more sugar |
Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2010-01-11 13:12:45 |
I found a donkey
It's name was mister Plopsy I ate good that night |
Post by: Captain Stupendous(38517) 2010-01-12 02:39:04 |
Damn I want chicken
Secret blend of herbs and spice Finger lickin' good |
Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2010-01-12 14:46:39 |
I am a turncoat
I betray even myself I have no remorse |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2012-02-20 03:51:13 |
HA FOUND IT! (was looking for this amazing thread) |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2012-02-20 23:25:57 |
Wolfie has found it.
He is very happy now. Ev'ryone rejoice! |
Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2012-02-21 00:41:06 |
Suepahfly is here
To talk to us about beer Like he did last year |
Post by: suepahfly(59692) 2012-02-24 23:18:29 |
I don't remember.
I think I drank too much beer. Got wasted as hell! |
Post by: Iamdabeast(441782) 2022-07-13 21:18:57 |
Resurrected thread
Totally back from the dead Who here likes good head |