Post by: The Armenian Beast(424375)
Motörhead's March ör Die bursts from the speakers.
"The beast behind our eyes is loose" declares Lenny in a voice that would make a chainsaw cringe.
LAWs in their naivite take no notice, but older wrestlers resort to colourful expletives.
VOW staff members stampede for the nearest exit.
In the fan's blasted remains of brains, vague recollections drown in too much cheap beer.
In the ring, a random LAW called Cj Dub(326254) goes through his warm ups.
Suddenly a huge ball of hair bursts forth from the back stage area. Somewhere among that mass of human foliage a vaguely human figure can be seen.
Cj Dub is momentarily distracted by a huge rat with glowy red eyes that leisurely strolls through the ring ... seconds later, he's flattened by the hairy freight train.
The match descends into an outright brawl and after barely 3 minutes, Dub goes down for the 1...2...3
His badly battered opponent raises his huge paws into the air and screams
"BEASTY BE BACK! ANYONE WANT A LENTIL COOKIE?"