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Thread: The Armenian Beast posts messages all over the locker room
Post by: beggar(46408)
2005-01-05 19:38:12
La Rata Socialista (aka, the rat that lives in Fidel Castro's beard)
Rattatoo (aka, the most foul tempered rodent on the face of this Earth ... current adress, the Armenian Beast's beard)
would proudly like to declare that on
januari 5th, 2005 at 11:13 server time
Rattatoo gave birth to
7 strong sons!

The likely lads have promptly undergone an Orthodox Christian baptismal useing Armenias finest wodka and will hence forth be known as ...
Ratty the second

Equally proud are the 6 paternal uncles who will be the godfathers for the newborn:
La Rata Comunista
La Rata Rojo
La Rata un Poco Loca
El Lenin
El Engels
El Marx
and our dear friend, The Armenian Beast will be godfather to Eddie

the young family can be visited in the Beast's beard (due to size constraints, any festivities will need to take place outside the beard)

Post by: the_steve(43848)
2005-01-10 19:10:53
Good for you, more armenian victims for me.
Post by: beggar(46408)
2005-01-10 19:41:53
do NOT hurt the rats!
Post by: The Sniper(27754)
2005-01-10 21:45:42
Yeah! Leave the Rats be or there will be a mob coming after you very soon carrying CD players with the Benny hill theme playing!
Post by: FloriZeus(7923)
2005-01-10 22:59:58
Seeing that Rata is obviously a female word, I presume that three of the uncles are aunts and thus godmothers?
Post by: N3w Moon(43003)
2005-01-10 23:08:24
I think female rats don't have many rights. Thats why rattatoo moved to beasts beard in the first place... so I'm guessing no...
Post by: Danny Scoono(64737)
2005-01-11 00:10:03
ill ave Bob! :)
Post by: m_carta(37500)
2005-01-11 09:18:00
Scoono means he'll have Bob...for dinner.

They go down well with bourbon.
Post by: missing(42183)
2005-01-11 19:50:22
Post by: beggar(46408)
2005-01-12 19:34:13
don't know to much spanish ... is a male rat El rat or el rata or since Rat = Rata and Rata is by default female are you supposed to use the female even for male rats???

in any event all the godfathers are older brothers of the daddy

scoono ... Bob. alright when they leave the nest in a week or two, Bob is yours
Post by: Danny Scoono(64737)
2005-01-12 21:36:00
Post by: FloriZeus(7923)
2005-01-12 21:39:44
I'd say you should always use Rata, but if the rat is male... well El Rata probably.
Post by: Stainless Danny Steel(28015)
2005-01-12 21:41:37
Hey Beast.. How is Rattatoo??

(I gave Rattatoo to AB after the Orig Ratta died)

R.I.P Rata
Post by: beggar(46408)
2005-01-13 15:28:34
Beast cries bitter tears

Beast remember Ratty, Ratty was good pet.
something goes click in his foggy brain.
oh, wait, Ratty was already dead when Beast find her ... ok, Beast feel better now
Post by: m_carta(37500)
2005-01-14 11:33:40
Beast can always have Ratta stuffed and mounted, and placed in his den so it'll always be around...
Post by: beggar(46408)
2005-01-14 19:44:20
the Beast scratches his beard, dislodging a centipede

hmm, beast think beast throw Ratty in trash ... maybe beast go look at city dump
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