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Post by: beggar(46408) 2005-01-05 19:38:12 |
La Rata Socialista (aka, the rat that lives in Fidel Castro's beard)
and Rattatoo (aka, the most foul tempered rodent on the face of this Earth ... current adress, the Armenian Beast's beard) would proudly like to declare that on januari 5th, 2005 at 11:13 server time Rattatoo gave birth to 7 strong sons! The likely lads have promptly undergone an Orthodox Christian baptismal useing Armenias finest wodka and will hence forth be known as ... Rattataa Ratty the second Ratzenberger Bob Yeratvan Rathauser Eddie Equally proud are the 6 paternal uncles who will be the godfathers for the newborn: La Rata Comunista La Rata Rojo La Rata un Poco Loca El Lenin El Engels El Marx and our dear friend, The Armenian Beast will be godfather to Eddie the young family can be visited in the Beast's beard (due to size constraints, any festivities will need to take place outside the beard) |
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Post by: the_steve(43848) 2005-01-10 19:10:53 |
Good for you, more armenian victims for me. |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2005-01-10 19:41:53 |
do NOT hurt the rats! |
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Post by: The Sniper(27754) 2005-01-10 21:45:42 |
Yeah! Leave the Rats be or there will be a mob coming after you very soon carrying CD players with the Benny hill theme playing! |
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Post by: FloriZeus(7923) 2005-01-10 22:59:58 |
Seeing that Rata is obviously a female word, I presume that three of the uncles are aunts and thus godmothers? |
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Post by: N3w Moon(43003) 2005-01-10 23:08:24 |
I think female rats don't have many rights. Thats why rattatoo moved to beasts beard in the first place... so I'm guessing no... |
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Post by: Danny Scoono(64737) 2005-01-11 00:10:03 |
ill ave Bob! :) |
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Post by: m_carta(37500) 2005-01-11 09:18:00 |
Scoono means he'll have Bob...for dinner.
They go down well with bourbon. |
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Post by: missing(42183) 2005-01-11 19:50:22 |
yuck |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2005-01-12 19:34:13 |
don't know to much spanish ... is a male rat El rat or el rata or since Rat = Rata and Rata is by default female are you supposed to use the female even for male rats???
in any event all the godfathers are older brothers of the daddy scoono ... Bob. alright when they leave the nest in a week or two, Bob is yours |
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Post by: Danny Scoono(64737) 2005-01-12 21:36:00 |
tnx |
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Post by: FloriZeus(7923) 2005-01-12 21:39:44 |
I'd say you should always use Rata, but if the rat is male... well El Rata probably. |
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Post by: Stainless Danny Steel(28015) 2005-01-12 21:41:37 |
Hey Beast.. How is Rattatoo??
(I gave Rattatoo to AB after the Orig Ratta died) R.I.P Rata |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2005-01-13 15:28:34 |
Beast cries bitter tears
Beast remember Ratty, Ratty was good pet. something goes click in his foggy brain. oh, wait, Ratty was already dead when Beast find her ... ok, Beast feel better now |
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Post by: m_carta(37500) 2005-01-14 11:33:40 |
Beast can always have Ratta stuffed and mounted, and placed in his den so it'll always be around... |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2005-01-14 19:44:20 |
the Beast scratches his beard, dislodging a centipede
hmm, beast think beast throw Ratty in trash ... maybe beast go look at city dump |