Post by: Dalvian(38356)
Wellcome to this edition of SC news...The only place to get unbiassed journalism content.
(Taken From Chat/Severely out of context as usual)
Dalvian: Wellcome Sis, I'm glad you could be here today. As you know I'll be completely respectfull and not take your words out of context.
Little Sister(7507) stick with that story Dal, we all believe ya
Dalvian: Well, that may be so but..moving on. Many of us are intrigued by the relationship you have with Phill. Tell us. What is the first thing you say when you see him in the morning?
Little Sister(7507) hush phil, too early to be a smart arse to me
Dalvian: That's what I expected. What than do you say to him when he tries to get frisky at night?
Little Sister(7507) Im hoping that was just a case of bad timing phil?
Dalvian: It sounds like you are pretty mean to sweet and innocent Phill. Why would you treat him like that?
Little Sister(7507) let me explain that to ya- he's a MAN
Dalvian: I take offence to that but I do understand that Phill can be quite jealous. What did you say the last time he accused you of..let us say crossing the fence?
Little Sister(7507) geee, and who took sky and showed him how its done phil?
Dalvian: I'm starting to see why Phill is the way he is. What do you say to him when he says he loves you?
Little Sister(7507) thats the most pathetic thing I think Ive ever heard come out of your mouth phil
Dalvian: Do you have any feeling for him at all?
Little Sister(7507) I laready hate him
Dalvian: I guess that is a feeling. Do you think he loves you?
Little Sister(7507) lmao- its gotta be love if he's willing to wear platforms for me
Dalvian: What would you say if he showed up today and said he loved you on my show?
Little Sister(7507) put the pipe down
Dalvian: Umm..that could have several meanings so we shall move on. Is there anything you like about poor, sweet Phill.
Little Sister(7507) unless you count his flexi-dilly neck tye
Dalvian: That's a little cold but to tell the truth I'm starting to find your aggression for men kind of attractive. Can I call you sometime?
Little Sister(7507) nope, Id puke on your shoes for sure
DAlvian: What if I asked you to wear the Phill mask?
Little Sister(7507) you freak LOL
Dalvian: I kind of miss Phill. Do you know where he is right now?
Little Sister(7507) i think phil is on his drive home- could be wrong tho
Dalvian: I'm sorry. I missed that. Could you tell me where he is again?
Little Sister(7507) where was who?
Dalvian: Where is Phill? Who did you think I was talking about?
Little Sister(7507) Dan Alvin Lee Victor Ivan Anna and Ned
Dalvian: OK then. I think on this note I'll end this interview. Later I have an interview with Phill's cat.
Little Sister(7507) I saw that!!! thats lucky/scary!
Dalvian: That concludes todays interview with the ever enchanting Little Sister. On tommarows show we talk with Phills cat and get to the bottom of Phill's home life.
Post by: Little Sister(34495)
That wasnt out of context at all, actually, you may have said it better than I did.
And, can you ask phills cat what happened to the hampster, when you see him
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
|sweet jesus.. thats funny stuff|
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Post by: lexxx(11816)
|Nice work Dalvian, make sure that cat shows up...I cant wait :)|
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
|hmm that must be our noob at sc that is an experianced mod... pffft|