Post by: Dalvian(38356)
(Taken from chat/out of Context of course)
The Curtain opens to three warlords gathered around a large oak table covered with starmaps.
Spartapus(5295) OH RAPTURE
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well that explains the current #1 empire....
Thug Luv(2889) s**t floats to the top :) and u doing just that
*Spartapus places a red flag on the map)
Spartapus(5295) jez, exi fleetless. again!
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) ha ha ha ha
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) thats not luck.. thats a good thing...
Thug Luv(2889) ya friggn little twirp he is :)
Spartapus(5295) just exi
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well.... that just dont cut it here....
*Thug stands and pulls a blaster from his holster*
Thug Luv(2889) Better duck coz i aint lookn wen im blastn
*Spart stands and trys to grab Thugs arm*
Spartapus(5295) cant control him
Spartapus(5295) (alien impregnation)
*Phill puts on a large mumu, lights incense, and begins sh aking two little bells*
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) starts the chant... death to gerbil.. death to gerbil.. death to gerbil..
*Thugs holds the blaster to his own head*
Thug Luv(2889) wake up in the morn and ask myself, life worth livn or shall i blast myslef, stomachs rumblin looking for a purse to snatch
*Spartapus slaps Thug*
Spartapus(5295) this fixes it i think
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) is it time ?
*Thug holsters his blaster*
Thug Luv(2889) it was all a dream, used to read Word-up magazine, Salt and pepper , heavy d up in the limozine
Spartapus(5295) less chat, more destruction....
*Phill puts his arm around Spartapus*
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) only if u give me a back rub and whisper sweet nothings into my ear...
Thug Luv(2889) i made tha change from a common thief, escalated to THUG now they all gimmie beef :(
*Spartapus describes his own actions*
Spartapus(5295) reach's for suspend button
*Phill winks at Spartapus*
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well.. we could take care of that... come to the shower and wash me off
Thug Luv(2889) ok me stop at 4
PHILLDODILLDO(5915) u will need to, too handle all this phill
*Spartapus presses the suspend button. The room explodes in a brilliant flash*
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
dear god.... i dont know what to say... it makes fun of me alot.. but damn thats funny stuff
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
Hey Phill, you said it.
All I did was alter the order, add some descriptions, and place it into a more amusing context.
Too bad you guys don't use Shakespearean language in the chat. I could write a masterpiece.