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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-05-17 00:41:31 |
(Taken from chat/out of Context of course)
The Curtain opens to three warlords gathered around a large oak table covered with starmaps. Spartapus(5295) OH RAPTURE PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well that explains the current #1 empire.... Thug Luv(2889) s**t floats to the top :) and u doing just that *Spartapus places a red flag on the map) Spartapus(5295) jez, exi fleetless. again! PHILLDODILLDO(5915) ha ha ha ha PHILLDODILLDO(5915) thats not luck.. thats a good thing... Thug Luv(2889) ya friggn little twirp he is :) Spartapus(5295) just exi Spartapus(5295) lool PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well.... that just dont cut it here.... *Thug stands and pulls a blaster from his holster* Thug Luv(2889) Better duck coz i aint lookn wen im blastn *Spart stands and trys to grab Thugs arm* Spartapus(5295) cant control him Spartapus(5295) (alien impregnation) *Phill puts on a large mumu, lights incense, and begins sh aking two little bells* PHILLDODILLDO(5915) starts the chant... death to gerbil.. death to gerbil.. death to gerbil.. *Thugs holds the blaster to his own head* Thug Luv(2889) wake up in the morn and ask myself, life worth livn or shall i blast myslef, stomachs rumblin looking for a purse to snatch *Spartapus slaps Thug* Spartapus(5295) this fixes it i think PHILLDODILLDO(5915) is it time ? *Thug holsters his blaster* Thug Luv(2889) it was all a dream, used to read Word-up magazine, Salt and pepper , heavy d up in the limozine Spartapus(5295) less chat, more destruction.... *Phill puts his arm around Spartapus* PHILLDODILLDO(5915) only if u give me a back rub and whisper sweet nothings into my ear... Thug Luv(2889) i made tha change from a common thief, escalated to THUG now they all gimmie beef :( *Spartapus describes his own actions* Spartapus(5295) reach's for suspend button *Phill winks at Spartapus* PHILLDODILLDO(5915) well.. we could take care of that... come to the shower and wash me off Thug Luv(2889) ok me stop at 4 Spartapus(5295) phil? PHILLDODILLDO(5915) u will need to, too handle all this phill *Spartapus presses the suspend button. The room explodes in a brilliant flash* |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-05-17 00:47:31 |
dear god.... i dont know what to say... it makes fun of me alot.. but damn thats funny stuff
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-05-17 00:55:24 |
Hey Phill, you said it.
All I did was alter the order, add some descriptions, and place it into a more amusing context. Too bad you guys don't use Shakespearean language in the chat. I could write a masterpiece. |