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Thread: Things Dalvian has been told not to do at the galactic mini mart.
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-12-11 07:46:36
1. I can not accuse customers of blatant gerbil feeding.
2. A good responce to a customer complaint is not "We are Borg"
3. I can not tell customers "Resistance is futile"
4. I can not wear a PHILLDODILLDO name tag.
5. I can not throw things at customers when they drive off without paying.
6. I can not rip customers shirts off when they "try" to steal beer from me.
7. I can not give myself fake breasts by blowing up the latex food handling gloves.
8. I can not correct memos from the boss in red pen.
9. I can not question a customers parentage.
10. I can not make stick figure cartoon strips depicting the actions of stupid customers.
11. I can not refer to customers as butt clowns.
12. I can not wear a Dances with butt clowns name tag.
13. I can not tell the customers that my only restroom consists of a cardboard box and a wok.
14. I can not reinact the battle of Gettysburg for the camera using sock puppets.
15. I can not pass gas as an act of vengeance.
16. I can not threaten to punish customers with Witchcraft.
17. I can not tell customers that I am a ninja.
18. I can not tell customers that I am a wizard.
19. I can not do a rain dance on the clock.
20. I can not tell the customers that they are sheep and theat it is my job to shear them.

Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-12-11 08:05:20

u didnt actually wear that philldodilldo name tag for last halloween did u ?
Post by: SkydiveMike(86286)
2005-12-11 08:31:24
LOL - fake boobs; funny stuff
Post by: Claymore(37218)
2005-12-11 08:56:46
Not having met you before Dal, how was that customer to know the boobs were fake? :)
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-12-11 09:01:33
Some of this is ficticious of course but..

I did wear a PHILLDODILLDO name tag for a short period of time on holloween and my coworker did wear fake breasts.

I've never been told not to do anything. I'm night shift. As long as they have all their money in the morning and the store is clean they are pretty happy.
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-12-12 00:39:44
ROFL i need a pic of u in that name tag be sooo funny
Post by: Voltage18(145681)
2005-12-12 08:04:23
lol nice m8
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2006-01-19 14:45:09
this also needs to be continued dal..
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