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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-29 22:53:45 |
Wellcome to SC News..where we distort and you decide. Today I have allowed a new player to join because he insists that he has some important issues to bring up. Let's see what he has to say.
Dalvian: Wellcome Drpepper. What did you have to say? Did you have any questions for me? DrPepper(18737) hello did I do something wrong i had a player tell me what to make for ship Dalvian: They are probably just trying to be helpfull. They want you to be a better player. DrPepper(18737) why he tell me to make so many bombers..do fighter be better for attacking? Dalvian: Bombers are deffinately better for attacking but I think he was refering to the fact that all of the ships in your fleet are made out of old toilet paper rolls. DrPepper(18737) maybe i try some other ships next time Dalvian: That would probably best. When defending you should try shielders. DrPepper(18737) oh okay thankyou..then sheilder is a ship? Dalvian: Geeez!! Yes..a shielder is a ship. What did you do with the directions? Oh wait, I see you made little sails out of them for your toilet paper ships. DrPepper(18737) where do I get money? Dalvian: Well, if you need money find a player named Hillbilly. He will give you money if you dress up like a little boy and call him Big Daddy. DrPepper(18737) oh then i have to stop phildodilldo from sucking my BLEEEEEP now? Dalvian: OH MY GOD DrPepper!!! You can't talk like that on public subspace radio. I allmost didn't hit the button fast enough. Where did that come from anyway? DrPepper(18737) he so good at it Dalvian: I don't think Phill would participate in that activity. You must have your information wrong. DrPepper(18737) but hes a pepper too Dalvian: What the heck is that supposed to mean? What does pepper have to do with anything? Are you saying you do participate in that kind of activity? DrPepper(18737) i like your mama Dalvian: I like my mama too but what does that have to do with anything? DrPepper(18737) she swallows Dalvian: Of course she swallows. Otherwise she could not digest her dinner or have a soothing glass of water. I'm starting to think you are not right in the head. DrPepper(18737) snicker snicker ive gone insane Dalvian: I see that. Alot of times people go insane when they can not have what they most desire. What do you most desire? DrPepper(18737) man Dalvian: Maybe you should find some way to deal with these desires. Maybe some kind of visual aid. DrPepper(18737) ive already watched my porn and BLEEEEEP. off. Dalvian: Dagnabit DrPepper. I've told you to watch your language. What is wrong with you? DrPepper(18737) when we bond you open your mouth and i shove 10inches of BLEEEEEEP down your throat lol Dalvian: Good God Man!!! You need to put a cork in that potty mouth before I call security. My poor Sensoring finger is getting wore out. DrPepper(18737) lol..yeah you BLEEEEEEP you better Dalvian: Calm down or I'm going to get very angry and cover you in butter. DrPepper(18737) you will learn not BLEEEEEEP with people one of these days especially a cajun Dalvian: You can't be a Cajun. I've seen you read and write..and you have all your teeth. DrPepper(18737) you dumb BLEEEEEEEP Dalvian: Hey, don't call me names. What ever did I do to you? DrPepper(18737) dude you brought this BLEEEEEP on yourself.. Dalvian: I don't know what you are talking about you sub-human nutjob. DrPepper(18737) lol see ya later you dumb lil BLEEEEEP. Dalvian: Well that ends the wierdest, scariest, and most entertaining interview in SC News History. Check with us next time when I interview Warlords, Devastation, Boomhower, Zeon, Whisper, Achilles, LastBattalion, and Hillbilly to see what they think of DrPepper. |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-11-29 23:10:56 |
LOOOOOL !! |
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Post by: daniel smith(3538) 2005-11-29 23:32:18 |
dal ur forever a champ of sc man.specially with comedy like that;) |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-29 23:38:51 |
It's not comedy. That is serious reporting.
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-11-30 05:21:31 |
cough cough, till dal goes to audio or video i hold the sc champ belt. if he does go audio or video however.. ill be badly defeated. |
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Post by: sparkles(18049) 2005-12-02 18:09:22 |
u forgot "reaper" lol :P |
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Post by: Voltage18(145681) 2005-12-07 09:43:06 |
lol! nice hillbilly insults |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-12-08 05:07:26 |
voltage. i think we just agreed on something :) miracles happen :) |