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Thread: An interview with Drpepper
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-11-29 22:53:45
Wellcome to SC News..where we distort and you decide. Today I have allowed a new player to join because he insists that he has some important issues to bring up. Let's see what he has to say.

Dalvian: Wellcome Drpepper. What did you have to say? Did you have any questions for me?

DrPepper(18737) hello did I do something wrong i had a player tell me what to make for ship

Dalvian: They are probably just trying to be helpfull. They want you to be a better player.

DrPepper(18737) why he tell me to make so many bombers..do fighter be better for attacking?

Dalvian: Bombers are deffinately better for attacking but I think he was refering to the fact that all of the ships in your fleet are made out of old toilet paper rolls.

DrPepper(18737) maybe i try some other ships next time

Dalvian: That would probably best. When defending you should try shielders.

DrPepper(18737) oh okay thankyou..then sheilder is a ship?

Dalvian: Geeez!! Yes..a shielder is a ship. What did you do with the directions? Oh wait, I see you made little sails out of them for your toilet paper ships.

DrPepper(18737) where do I get money?

Dalvian: Well, if you need money find a player named Hillbilly. He will give you money if you dress up like a little boy and call him Big Daddy.


oh then i have to stop phildodilldo from sucking my BLEEEEEP now?

Dalvian: OH MY GOD DrPepper!!! You can't talk like that on public subspace radio. I allmost didn't hit the button fast enough. Where did that come from anyway?

DrPepper(18737) he so good at it

Dalvian: I don't think Phill would participate in that activity. You must have your information wrong.

DrPepper(18737) but hes a pepper too

Dalvian: What the heck is that supposed to mean? What does pepper have to do with anything? Are you saying you do participate in that kind of activity?

DrPepper(18737) i like your mama

Dalvian: I like my mama too but what does that have to do with anything?

DrPepper(18737) she swallows

Dalvian: Of course she swallows. Otherwise she could not digest her dinner or have a soothing glass of water. I'm starting to think you are not right in the head.

DrPepper(18737) snicker snicker ive gone insane

Dalvian: I see that. Alot of times people go insane when they can not have what they most desire. What do you most desire?

DrPepper(18737) man

Dalvian: Maybe you should find some way to deal with these desires. Maybe some kind of visual aid.

DrPepper(18737) ive already watched my porn and BLEEEEEP. off.

Dalvian: Dagnabit DrPepper. I've told you to watch your language. What is wrong with you?


when we bond you open your mouth and i shove 10inches of BLEEEEEEP down your throat lol

Dalvian: Good God Man!!! You need to put a cork in that potty mouth before I call security. My poor Sensoring finger is getting wore out.

DrPepper(18737) lol..yeah you BLEEEEEEP you better

Dalvian: Calm down or I'm going to get very angry and cover you in butter.

DrPepper(18737) you will learn not BLEEEEEEP with people one of these days especially a cajun

Dalvian: You can't be a Cajun. I've seen you read and write..and you have all your teeth.

DrPepper(18737) you dumb BLEEEEEEEP

Dalvian: Hey, don't call me names. What ever did I do to you?

DrPepper(18737) dude you brought this BLEEEEEP on yourself..

Dalvian: I don't know what you are talking about you sub-human nutjob.


lol see ya later you dumb lil BLEEEEEP.

Dalvian: Well that ends the wierdest, scariest, and most entertaining interview in SC News History. Check with us next time when I interview Warlords, Devastation, Boomhower, Zeon, Whisper, Achilles, LastBattalion, and Hillbilly to see what they think of DrPepper.

Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-11-29 23:10:56
Post by: daniel smith(3538)
2005-11-29 23:32:18
dal ur forever a champ of sc man.specially with comedy like that;)
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-11-29 23:38:51
It's not comedy. That is serious reporting.
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-11-30 05:21:31
cough cough, till dal goes to audio or video i hold the sc champ belt. if he does go audio or video however.. ill be badly defeated.
Post by: sparkles(18049)
2005-12-02 18:09:22
u forgot "reaper" lol :P
Post by: Voltage18(145681)
2005-12-07 09:43:06
lol! nice hillbilly insults
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-12-08 05:07:26
voltage. i think we just agreed on something :) miracles happen :)
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