Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
2005-11-23 11:24:21 Dealer Confederate(9936)
mmmmmmm.... drugs... if only i could remember which drugs i gave my memory to
Translation: ALL GERBILS ENSLAVED BY EXI AND TROJA (the gerbil king and queen) ARE SUBJECT TO MIND CONTROLING AGENTS. MEMORY IS LOST AS THE UNDERLINGS ONLY NEED TO WRECK THE BOARD TO PROTECT THEIR KING AND QUEEN.
2005-11-23 11:21:31 Dealer Confederate(9936)
ah well, i cant, so it all makes sense... ofc i may have a horribly bad memory
Translation: AGAIN WE SEE BAD MEMORY DUE TO MIND CONTROL. POSSIBLY ALSO DUE TO ABUSE.
2005-11-23 11:21:25 Thug Luv(2889)
needed karl did u?
Translation: GERBILS CANNOT WIN ALONE, THEY REQUIRE NOOBS AND NON SKILLED ASSISTANTS TO HELP IN THEIR SHALLOW VICTORYS.
2005-11-23 11:14:58 Dealer Confederate(9936)
dont think so spart... ive only run to top this round, unless my fed was above me.
Translation: HE CANT RUN TO TOP WITH KING EXI OR QUEEN TROJA ON TOP SO HE HAS TO WRECK BOARD.
2005-11-23 09:32:08 Dealer Confederate(9936)
pixie juice for AAALLLLL!
Translation: BEING A GERBIL OBVIOUSLY LEADS TO "SPECIAL" TENDENCIES.
2005-11-23 09:27:26 Dealer Confederate(9936)
me me me me.......
Translation: GERBIL UNDERLINGS OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO CLEAR THEIR THROATS AFTER RECIEVING THE KING OR QUEENS SPECIAL BLESSINGS....
2005-11-23 09:22:54 Dealer Confederate(9936)
Translation: THIS IS ALL GERBILS CAN DO, OR ALL THEY ARE ALLOWED TO.
2005-11-23 09:19:15 Dealer Confederate(9936)
Translation: GERBIL UNDERLINGS ARE ONLY ALLOWED MEAGER RATIONS SO THEIR KING AND QUEEN CAN HORDE THE REST FOR THEMSELFS.
2005-11-23 09:03:44 Troja(7036)
ah ok, if he really wants to teach u and is patient u will be able to learn a lot, but u will automatically be an enemy of phil spartapus and his gang lol
Translation: GERBIL KING AND QUEEN OFTEN OFFER PARTIAL TRAINING CLAIMING IT TO BE FULL TRAINING.. IN EXCHANGE U MUST RECIEVE A SPECIAL TUBE IN A BAD SPOT. ALL GERBILS ARE ENIMIES OF SPART AND PHILLDO FOR REASONS LONG FORGOTTEN. GERBILS GAIN ANY ALLIES THEY CAN TO HOLD THE TWO DOWN.
2005-11-23 08:54:36 Troja(7036)
yep, if u have anyquestions dont hesitate to ask, there a lot emps likes to help emps too
Translation: GERBILS WILL HELP U BUT THERE IS A LARGE PRICE TO PAY FOR IT. U MUST BE A GERBIL SLAVE OR BE AN OUTSIDE ASSISTANT TO HOLD DOWN REAL SKILLED EMPIRES.
2005-11-23 08:52:55 Troja(7036)
dealer just ran after me and built up too, instead of building harvs like some feds like to do ;) sigh
Translation: TACTICS THAT GERBILS CALL BAD ARE THE SAME TACTICS THEY USE THEMSELFS, BOARD WRECKING IS ONLY OK IF DONE BY A GERBIL IN THEIR BOOK, ALL OTHER FEDS THAT USE TRUE TEAMWORK ARE FROWED UPON FOR NOT MAKING A GERBIL RUN "CHALLENGING" AKA EASY.
2005-11-23 08:42:36 Troja(7036)
sigh wot ot do with my aps now?? :( mined more aps than i have used for runs this round sigh
Translation: OH IM ON TOP I CAN HAVE AN EGO NOW. THIS EGO NEVER APPEARS WHEN GERBILS ARE GETTING THEIR TAILS KICKED.
2005-11-23 08:26:29 Exilim(6327)
getting help here is easy.. but if u ask the wrong person u getting used.. by pls hit me messies ;)
Translation: GERBILS WILL TRAIN U, AND CLAIM ITS FULL TRAINING AND ALSO TELL YOU THAT OTHERS WILL USE U IF THEY TRAIN U, IN REALITY ITS THE VERY OPPOSITE. (see unknown for verification)
2005-11-23 08:19:38 Exilim(6327)
so i guess we r the fed with some teamplay experience..
Translation: THEY ARE THE FED THAT HAS TWO MEMBERS (Related, playing from same house/computers) THAT TELL THEIR FED WHAT TO DO (squaking orders) FOR ONLY THEIR GOOD, NOT GOOD OF THE FED.
2005-11-23 08:18:28 Exilim(6327)
hmm troja is my little cuz and tugs is the founder of the legendary notorious;).. dealer and rene r mates i was fedding after getting bored in notor and fooling around solo and doublefedding
Translation: IN REALITY THEY ARE LIKELY THE SAME PERSON. (thug is founder of notorious, and betrayer of long time fedmates philldo and spart)NOW NOTHING BUT A GERBIL SLAVE. DEALER AND RENE R THEIR OTHER SLAVES. EXI LEFT NOTORIOUS CUZ HE WAS GREEDY AND WANTED THE CARROT EVEN BY BETRAYING FELLOW FEDMATES.
2005-11-23 08:12:55 Exilim(6327)
yup i used to quit playing but tugs did pay for me for 1month lol
Translation: NOBODY WANTED TO PLAY WITH ME NO MORE SO I QUIT DO TO BEING OWNED TOO MUCH. THUG TALKED ME INTO PLAYING AGAIN WHEN THE REAL SKILLED PLAYERS CAME BACK.
2005-11-23 08:10:27 Exilim(6327)
sometimes it is better to be patiience.. iīm still building the mins from a 150aprun 6hours ago and still 2hours to go till i spend all mins into shipssigh..
Translation: EXI NEVER HAS AP, PATIENCE IS NOT A WORD IN HIS VOCABULARY. HE CLAIMS TO BE WEAK SO YOU WILL HIT HIM AND LOOSE AND GAIN HIM MUCH NEEDED XP HE CANNOT EARN ON HIS OWN.
2005-11-23 02:46:26 Exilim(6327)
Defences 34 vs Defences 292 .. lol
Translation: ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF EGO THAT WILL NOT BE SEEN WHEN A GERBIL ISNT HOLDING TOP.
2005-11-23 02:46:25 Dealer Confederate(9936)
hit down, i like attacking ppl without the ap to defend themselves :P
Translation: WE CAN ONLY WIN AGAINST EMPIRES WITH NO AP.
2005-11-23 02:44:43 Exilim(6327)
nah spart got highest xp on 300-350k.. we share our xp.. dealer my cuz and me above 200k..
Translation: RARE ADMITTANCE OF LACK OF SKILL COMPARED TO SPARTAPUS.
2005-11-23 02:42:45 Dealer Confederate(9936)
if u had what exi has, i wouldnt have hit with that fleet... obviously
Translation: ILL NEVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIT EXI, IM HIS SLAVE. HOWEVER I CAN HIT U AS U HAVE NO AP, AND YOUR A NEW PLAYER.
2005-11-23 02:31:12 Exilim(6327)
Translation: A RARE EXAMPLE OF SOMETHING A GERBIL NEVER DOES WHEN IN THEIR DARK HOLES.
2005-11-23 02:26:43 Exilim(6327)
okies dwp ur turn get bonies:P i got 1 ap to defend
Translation: IM TRYING TO GET YOU TO HIT ME WITH YOUR 20K XP. I HAVE MY BONUS STILL AND AM HOPING YOU WILL FEED ME XP.
2005-11-23 02:17:38 Exilim(6327)
i would have 30 ,pre apīs if i hadnīt lost the fist hit on spart.. which was way better than my second hit
Translation: I GOT OWNED AND AM MAKING EXCUSES.
2005-11-23 02:16:47 Exilim(6327)
yup peter tunred the rule into a 50% rule i rekkon
Translation: I LOOSE LOTS OF HITS AS I MISTAKE SHIELDERS FOR BOMBERS AND HAVE TO MAKE AN EXCUSE.
2005-11-23 02:15:46 renagade24(9449)
maybe he gets a shot at troja, huh
Translation: WHO KNOWS....ITS RARE A COMMENT IS MADE BY THE LEAST SKILLED PLAYER IN THE GERBIL FED.
2005-11-23 02:10:13 Exilim(6327)
nah he won 84094 minerals salvaged from destroyed ships and buildings is awarded to Trinity(16933).
Translation: OMG I GOT OWNED BY A NOOB.
2005-11-23 02:06:09 Exilim(6327)
hmm one more ap and u in my range^^
Translation: IM NOT ABOUT TO DEFEND WITHOUT SLAPPING DOWN. ILL GET MY BUTT KICKED DUE TO LACK OF SPEED.
2005-11-23 02:01:42 Exilim(6327)
and iīm dying lol
Translation: OMG NOOBS ARE RAPING ME.. NO FAIR ONLY GERBILS CAN DO THAT.
Well there you go. A comprehensive translation of gerbil speak.
Post by: sparkles(18049)
Post by: SkydiveMike(86286)
Post by: exilim(25091)
edited and shortaged
funny stuff and propaganda;)
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
|Oh, i forgot to mention. GERBILS ARE FORBIDDEN TO POST BS IN HERE.|
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
ROFLIB....I accidentally spit some pizza out of my nose.
People call it propaganda when they have no power to counter the truth.
Post by: jddegraff(43958)
"Post by: exilim(25091)
2005-11-23 21:58:33 edited and shortaged
funny stuff and propaganda;)"
Translation: YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH AND MY GERBIL FEELINGS ARE HURT. (the gerbil translater v1.45 has run the word "shortaged" several times and come up blank. the new v1.50 could possibly handle this gerbil babble and should be up soon. it is the belief of this operator that it refers to part of this paticular gerbils reproductive anatomy.)
Post by: RadicalG(52434)
the saddest part is how long u spent writing that :/
Post by: philldodilldo(22259)
no, the saddest part is how long it took you to read it.