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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-23 06:25:30 |
I know many of you enjoy using my intergallactic Mini Mart. We have the best deals and provide the best service in the sector. I thank you all for your faithfull patronage but feel the need to establish a few rules.
1. Troja, you must leave your gerbils in your space ship. I don't care if they are on a leash. 2. Exi, would you please stop telling customers how they should be spending their money. They are fully capable of making their own decisions. 3. Neuros, just because someone drops potato chips on the ground does not mean you can eat them. Stop scavenging. 4. Dealer, I don't care how old that hot dog looks. You are not getting it for free. 5. Kai, I've told you about handing out flyers in front of my store telling people about how I am rude to new customers. 6. Spartapus, leave my female workers alone. I'm allready paying workers compensation for the 25 that are currently expecting children. 7. Renegade, stop hiding behind the counters and shooting spitballs at Phill. 8. Thug, I don't care if you are a petrol canopy attendant. Get off my roof. 9. Hillbilly, stop coming in disguised as different people. We know it's you. I do like the eye patch and fake parrot though. Nice touch. 10. Hack, I know your new here but stop getting lost in the parking lot. 11. Omen, Please stop punching me in the face every time I start to go for a run. I'm just trying to get some excercise. 12. Pusqualis Paradise, stop writing PP was here on the mens room wall. 13. Dominion, stop trying to count change for my regular customers. They have been coming here a long time and most of them can do it themselves. Feel free to help Hillbilly...he likes it like that. 14. SolarSurfers, I've allready seen your list. Yes, I see my name is on it. Please stop coming in here and waving it in my face. 15. Knowledge and Kubala, stop asking for the senior citizens discount. I don't have one. 16. Bearded Clams, I don't want to see you running a clam juice stand outside my store again. 17. Phill, will you please stop chasing new customers around with that dillly and bashing them on the head? Do feel free to sell your "I love Philldo" T-shirts in the parking lot. 18. AAAAHHHHH...stop screaming. 19. Unknown, don't forget to stock up on beer and chips for Sofatopia. 20. Skydive, please stop jumping off my roof. You would think you would learn after the 85th concusion. 21. Claymore, you are more than free to wear your kilt in my store but if I catch you dancing over the air grate one more time you are out of here. 22. Sentires, It's free coffee and donuts for you bacon types. You do not get free "I love Philldo" T-shirts. 23. Dreammaster, are you going to pay for that women of SC coloring book or what? 24. Empire of skill, you look lost. The maps are in the corner. 25. Moncals, don't roll those fish eyes at me. 26. Maellstrom, the butter is not for sliding around the aisles. Well, it's not for you to slide around the aisles. 27. Los Hobos, no panhandling allowed. 28. Little Sister, please stop leaving compomising pictures of Phill on the Ladies room door with "I'm Philldo give me butter" written in little bubbles over his head. Thank you. |
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Post by: Voltage18(145681) 2005-11-23 08:02:55 |
rofl, nice :) |
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Post by: sparkles(18049) 2005-11-23 10:19:28 |
goddam thats funny |
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Post by: jddegraff(43958) 2005-11-23 14:14:42 |
i gotta print this out and tape it to my monitor. might improve my runs.
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-11-23 16:37:06 |
omg ROFLMAO yes dal yes more more |
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Post by: SkydiveMike(86286) 2005-11-23 21:35:11 |
rofl - awsome, dal |
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Post by: Little Sister(34495) 2005-11-24 11:19:30 |
Hah!! I can do whatever i like in Dals store =)
Slide thru buttered aisles shooting spitwads wearin my "I Hate Phil" Tshirt. Oh yeaaaah =) |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-24 13:45:11 |
Updated to add Sis. Sorry Sis, didn't mean to leave you out. |
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Post by: LosHobos(128600) 2005-11-24 15:13:15 |
No Panhandling?
Damn. I'm out. |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-11-24 15:22:45 |
i love to be hated. :) makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside. |
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Post by: jddegraff(43958) 2005-11-24 23:37:45 |
i still think i get the best deal..... come on, free coffee and donuts? |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-11-25 03:23:19 |
true.. but i get to make profit. |