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Thread: An explanation of the current Feds.
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-11-17 05:20:49
For the purpose of recordkeeping I have decided to describe the feds of the current round.

Fed 800 B.M.F.

When Notorious fell due to traitors in it's ranks Spartapus and PHILLDODILLDO, the most intelligent and handsome of Notorious, recruited three former members of The pointed Sticks gang who had been lost ever sence their queen was abducted by potato farmers. The end result of this union was B.M.F. Nobody is sure what their name means but it is rumored that the B stands for butter.

Fed 801 Mamau Rules

Nobody is sure where Mamau came from or what his intentions are but he seems to travel alone.

Fed 802 The Machiavellians

The Machiavellians are led by two veteran players who have returned to SC and cleverly used their original names so that nobody will know who they are. They are a skilled group that seem to have lives elsewhere, as strange as that may be.

Fed 803 Evil Reigns

This Fed is solely in the control of the ancient clone now known as Hillbilly. He has had so many names that even he does not know who he is any more. They say Hillbillies like it like that. One thing is sure; Nobody stays in a fed with him and he will not be victorious.

Fed 804 Death Dealers

The Death Dealers formed as an alliance from empires that were being hunted to extinction by Federation B.M.F. Many of them were on "The List" for Borish behavior, insighting hostilities against B.M.F members, or for irritating PHILLDODILLDO. Their existence is a precarious one.

Fed 805 Stalkers

This is a fed of Noobs led by an empire that seems to have a thing for monkeys. Their main strategy seems to be irritating Federation B.M.F., PHILLDODILLDO in particular.

Fed 806 LOL

An alliance of Gerbils and former Notorites these empires share common ground. They are all sworn enemies of Federation B.M.F. This Federation alone stands a fair chance to defeat the other evil Federation in SC.

Fed 807 Commanders

A small Federaton composed solely of the Troopers Empire, an inactive and ineffective dynasty of hapless warriors.

Fed 808 Pillar of Autumn

A federation of two outgunned Federations who have taken a Noob under their wing, hoping a fresh infusion of DNA will give them the skills they need to win.

Fed 809 Non-elite

An assortment of skilled veteran players who are united in the goal of not winning. Being dedicated they are sure to succeed in there goal triumphantly. Their victory party, celebrating planned defeat, is to be held immediately after round end.

Fed 810 Chaos Empire

This is holding space for the empire known only as AAAHHH, an entity who seems pressed on causing disorder and making other empires try to remember how many A's are in his name.

Fed 811 Snook

This Solo Fed is composed only of the empire Koons, who thinks it is funny that his Fed name is his empire spelled backwards.

Fed 812 Nightmare

The dimension occupied by the Dreammaster, a pleasent enough fellow who enjoys staying in the shadows.

Fed 813

This Fed was destroyed early to confuse me.

Fed 814 Parallel dream

The home of Elysium, a peacefull empire.

Fed 815 Phenox Force

A federation occupied only by an empire that seems devoted to the immortal Johny Dep and has established a space command in his honor.

Fed 816 The Republic
A Small federation dedicated to ruling the galaxy.

Fed 817 Attack Me
A small federation controlled by the suicidal Empire of Skill. To this date the Empire of Skill has failed to show any.

Fed 818 Boots
The tiny Federation of Neuros. We are not sure if the boots are to kick butt with or to store scavenged mins in. Either way they are a fine pair of boots.

Fed 819 Masters of Orian
Another Newcomer with a small federation that hopes to make a name for himself by naming his federation after an old computer game.

Fed 820 Phildo Nirvana
A tiny and ineffective federation controlled by scraps, the devout worshipper of PHILLDODILLDO.
Post by: SkydiveMike(86286)
2005-11-17 06:43:42
LOOOL - ha ha

Nicely done!
Post by: Voltage18(145681)
2005-11-17 09:56:43
ha :) im mentioned as the noob. :)
Post by: jddegraff(43958)
2005-11-17 10:38:16
uhhhh, did i get called skilled?
Post by: jddegraff(43958)
2005-11-17 11:36:35
was that a compliment?
Post by: SkydiveMike(86286)
2005-11-17 20:44:03
maybe it was just a typo - lol
Post by: pdesrivieres(138403)
2005-11-17 20:57:50
"Fed 804 Death Dealers...Their existence is a precarious one." Does this mean we qualify for federal protection? ROTFL
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-11-17 21:26:02
Yes, All protection is provided by Fed 803.
Post by: Dalvian(38356)
2005-11-19 01:48:19
Updated to cover new Federations.
Post by: LosHobos(128600)
2005-11-19 10:11:03
Dude, I totally got put in as a skilled veteran fed too.

Our party shall be friggin amazing.

I'll get to work on the invitations... done tastefully on Holographic, PORNOGRAPHIC invitation cards, so Phil can enjoy them too.
Post by: dwp(51152)
2005-11-23 01:00:55
:-( I've been missed out
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