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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-07 06:54:08 |
Wellcome to SC news...where we distort and you decide. Today I interview the mysterious and charming unknown.
Dalvian: I hear you were recruited for the show by one of my other personalites..the butter man. How did he get you to show up when all of my attempts have failed? Unknown(16603) He tried using diplomacy Dalvian: I tried that too. Why did you listen to him but not me? Unknown(16603) he is the lesser of 2 evils Dalvian: Butter man has been talking bad about me again hasn't he? I should slap the snot out of him. Unknown(16603) best be careful that can hurt Dalvian: I could lock him in a closet like I do with some of my other personalites. Unknown(16603) hmm... maybe I should do that with some of mine Dalvian: Speaking of Psychosis Let's talk about your paranoia. Do you fear that other empires talk about you behind your back? Unknown(16603) nah I will just cremate them and spread their ashes over a city Dalvian: That's pretty harsh. You wouldn't really do that would you? Unknown(16603) might just dump them in a canal or river though but why worry about that now Dalvian: That's pretty scary stuff. On that note I have to go check all of the station's toilets for cleanliness. I'll see you later Unknown. Unknown(16603) Cya hopefully there is some good goods in them |
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Post by: Belroar(121184) 2005-11-07 07:02:17 |
I am not paranoid... what whos there. ahh they are after me!!!! did you hear something? |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-07 07:03:25 |
THEY are the ones that told me you were paranoid. |
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Post by: Belroar(121184) 2005-11-09 00:22:42 |
What whos THEY... why are they always after me |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-09 00:45:28 |
That's not too bad. I found out that THEY have been stealing my underpants at night. I don't know what nefarious purpose THEY could have with said underpants but I assure you that I will find out. Butter be my witness. |
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Post by: Belroar(121184) 2005-11-09 03:38:10 |
THEY shall pay for their insolence and stealing of the underpants... We shall force them to wear the duct tape underpant for their treachory |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-11-09 23:49:29 |
THEY also knock down my butter statue of Phill. I don't mind picking it up but they keep breaking off my favorite piece. |
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Post by: LosHobos(128600) 2005-11-10 11:23:46 |
Just so you know, Dal.
THEY don't actually have all of the steps figured out yet. They've got "PHASE 1: Steal Underpants" and "PHASE 3: PROFIT!" Down. Just haven't figured out Phase 2 yet. |