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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-08-30 19:20:43 |
1. To keep the end of your pointed stick warm.
2. To wipe your mouth off after feeding from Phills empire. 3. To polish your boots. 4. As a seat cushion for those long sessions. 5. To clean yourself after..reading. 6. For a Pointed Stick fed game of hackey sack. 7. As a new mouse pad. 8. To clean out the little cup holder on the computer. 9. To cover your eyes when Phill sends you videos of pretty creatures. 10. To polish the new colorfull jewelry. |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-08-30 19:28:23 |
well.. we have to kill off our cats... we only use kittens for battle and once they have gone to actual adult cat status we care not for what is done to them... they are obsolete |
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Post by: RadicalG(52434) 2005-08-31 02:09:58 |
11) Lacrosse! |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-08-31 03:18:04 |
12. An ash tray.
13. A stool. 14. A bookshelf to hold the volumes that list Achilles many personalities. 15. A hiding place for Phills ego. 16. Puppet strings for Sis (cat gut) 17. Dry Phills eyes after he loses. 18. A gag for any number of SC players (myself included) 19. A beef jerky dispencer for the restroom. 20. A clock so Phill can count his 2 hours of sleep every day. |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-09-01 01:27:09 |
I get 8 hours of sleep a day now dude.. |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-09-01 01:47:28 |
People do that? I walk around in a haze most of the time. Really, two hours a day isn't normal? Geez..next you will tell me it's not normal to have a beef jerky dispenser in the bathroom.
Silly Phill and his outrageous stories. |
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-09-01 03:31:02 |
well i have a gel dispenser of a certain nature in my restrooms, so i can understand food i suppose... keeping an iv line so i can plug beer directly into my veins however has been found to be far more usefull then a simple food bin... |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-09-01 22:36:33 |
I have an IV that pumps caffiene directly into my stystem. |
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Post by: Little Sister(34495) 2005-09-02 02:08:12 |
21. door mat
22. buffing the car 23. cover in elk estres scent and let loose at elk camp 24. cleaning my rifle 25. training the hounds for mt lions 26. cleaning the toilet, just add cleanser, insert in toilet, close lid... heheee 27. fuzzy slippers 28. back scratcher 29. ear muffs 30. lucky cats foot |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-09-02 02:10:26 |
That's great. How did I miss the lucky cat's foot? |
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Post by: mael(88584) 2005-09-02 02:22:42 |
Is it a hair gel dispenser Phill? Research has shown that hair gel is the best substance known to man for......nvrmnd.
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Post by: philldodilldo(22259) 2005-09-02 02:24:33 |
sorry its a gel of a diff form... not as thick but has a wonderufl use or two |
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Post by: Dalvian(38356) 2005-09-02 19:30:42 |
It's cheese spread isn't it? I keep that next to the beef jerky dispenser. Next I need a beer cooler and a hot dog roller grill and I'll feel at home..my own little piece of heaven. |