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Thread: B-Zero's Compassion Club (Talk Show segment)
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-07 20:28:12
*the scene opens on the ring with a huge, fluffy, plush baby-blue couch in the center. There's a huge airbrushed backdrop of an anime baby unicorn. On each side of the couch is a plushy pink heart-shaped beanbag chair. The couch is decorated with a few pink heart-shaped pillows. Aside from all this in the ring is a hot-pink podium where what appears to be a local stripper dressed up as Rainbow Brite is standing with a microphone*

Kandi: "Welcome to B-Zero's Compassion Club...the most cuddly talk show on television...and now your host....B-Zerrroooo!!!"

*B-Zero appears at the entrance Ramp and makes his way to the ring, blowing kisses to the crowd. He gets up on the ring apron and blows a few more kisses before tossing his fluffy blue kitty hood into the crowd, John Cena style. He gets in the ring and gives the faux Rainbow Brite a hug before taking a microphone from the podium and having a seat on the couch*

B-Zero: "Thank you, Kandi. Welcome, everyone, to the first edition of B-Zero's Compassion Club. Feel free to relax, chill out and enjoy the view...because B-Zero cares...about each and every one of you. Now,I'm very excited today, because we have quite a wonderful guest who I admire greatly,..I'm just going to introduce her right now...I'd like to hear some polite applause...just...imagine you're a Japanese Pro Wrestling crowd....for.....Hilary D...." *the colorful stripper rushes over to B-Zero and whispers something in his ear*

B-Zero: "Oh,...it has come to my attention that Ms. Hilary Duff had an appearance on Access Hollywood that she had to keep. That is, of course..entirely understandable. Alright, so...quick change of topic,...has anyone been to Hot Topic recently? I mean,..do you think they're promoting "Twilight: New Moon" enough? I mean, I know they're still selling B-Zero merchandise. I know they have my puffy stickers and candy and the famous B-Zero Panda plushes...but...isn't my merchandise just a LITTLE more important than a chick flick about vampires? *sigh* ..well, that's all the time we have for today. Tune in next time....we may actually have a guest."

*B-Zero talks to Kandi a bit as the camera fades out*
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-07 21:00:59
*comes back out to the ring after his LMS victory against King Nothing*

B-Zero: "See? I may be cuddly....I'm doubtlessly the cuddliest wrestler in VOW...but I'm certainly more than just a Diva tackling dummy! I'll grant you,..not much more....but still..."
*celebrates, sharing some cupcakes with Ms. Kandi and rearranges the heart-shaped pillows a bit*
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-09 16:44:43
Whuhwhat now?
So much text!!!

Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-09 18:19:05
Ok..cliff notes....This was the first episode of my talk show. Hilary Duff no-showed. I ate cupcakes with a stripper dressed like Rainbow Brite.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-09 21:21:52
I don't like cupcakes :(
No, wait... everybody likes cupcakes!

Am I drunk again?
Post by: Captain Stupendous(38517)
2009-11-10 03:30:21
Rainbow Brite is hot, but she don't got nuthin' on Strawberry Shortcake.
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-10 05:05:18
That, sir....is highly debatable.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-10 11:01:04
Last thing I heard, Rainbow Brite was a man...
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-10 13:46:28
*scowls* That is a horrible rumor perpetrated by the Conservative media.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-12 19:18:58
Penetrated by what now?
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-14 00:52:00
i'm starting to feel bad for ruining all these roleplay segments xD
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-14 01:26:09
Aww, it's fine. This one was pretty much dead,anyway. I'll probably doing most of my rping in the SCW e-fed at this point (accept for the occasional RP for the Maria G friendship/rivalry, of course. I could go on with that one forever.).
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-14 01:34:47
By the way, the "Nut-finding season" thread is the debut of my feud with Dark Panther, which is the evolution of the Maria G angle. Stay tuned, because it's kind of a branching point for B-Zero in VOW. If the tale of B-Zero was the Star Wars trilogy (the first one that was released), where we are in the "Nut-finding Season" thread would be "Empire Strikes Back".
Post by: kayjaybarackus(398698)
2009-11-14 03:16:11

Guys... It's not a tumor
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-14 17:15:57
lol. Beyond any shadow of a doubt, I e-fed RPing is in my blood. I just did an interview in SCW:Revived where I took So-Cal Val out for Ice Cream, talked about how afraid of Michelle McCool I am and insulted Ted Debiase Jr.,..in that order.
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-14 17:21:04
I always think it's entertaining when a wrestler is really good friends with an interviewer (though, what Cena had with Todd Grisham was kind of fun,too.).
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-15 20:38:06
Whuh? Roleplaying?
So that's what you wrote in all those long texts, B-0 :D

Sweeet ;)
Post by: BZero(404275)
2009-11-15 21:54:08
Aww, suepahfly, you are priceless.
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-15 22:32:37
priceless? I'll give you $2 and 4 chickens for him.
Post by: kayjaybarackus(398698)
2009-11-17 06:40:38
Add a can of lemonade and he's yours.

Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-17 15:41:50
Mrs Suepahfly sais "sold"! :(
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2009-11-17 17:52:54
haha all mine!
Post by: kayjaybarackus(398698)
2009-11-18 19:16:13
Drinks Lemonade :D

"Hey wait! This isn't lemonade!"
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2009-11-18 22:24:35
And mrs suepahfly wonders why i'm still here... :(
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