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Thread: The Beast makes an angry speech
Post by: nunzito(167238)
2006-03-05 08:41:23
Commentator1:Here comes the beast.
Com1:wat is doing here?
com2:if u b quite we'll find out
*we want fun by andrew w.k plays.The beast walks down to the ring looking angry*
com1:wats up with him
the beast:I think,u people have got the wrong idea about me,people think i am a savage person,and the only emotion i can be is angry.Well u r wrong!
*random guy comes out and tells him his mom is dead*
*The beast delivers a deadly shot(clothesline from hell)to the guy and then starts biting the ring*
*security escort the beast out of the building*
Post by: lazy(27024)
2006-03-05 15:17:43
*Jon Gref kills the beast in a slow motion sequence ripping his heart out and pees on his corpse.*
Post by: beggar(46408)
2006-03-28 20:43:36
how to spot a bad beast inpersonation
- Beasty doesn't know the word "I" unless it refers to the things you use to look with (he never did learn how to spell ... anything ... ever)
- Beasty also doe'sn't know the word "you" no matter how you sell it
- Beasty doesn't do grammer ... it's against his religion ... and he's atheist
- Beast's mom is alive and well, though a bit cold now that the eeeeeevil Russians stoped pumping gass to Armenia
- Beast hasn't felt REAL anger since Czechzilla went missing along with Eddie, the foul tempered rodent with the glowy red eyes
- Beasty's default emotion is humongously drunk (what? well, in Armenia it IS an emotion)

btw, who on Earth is andrew w.k???

well, ok, it had merrit ... barely
Post by: m_carta(37500)
2006-03-28 22:24:42
Maybe Andrew is a wookie.
Post by: beggar(46408)
2006-03-29 20:01:28
oooh beasty like wookies, they be nice and fluffy and bounce good on pavement
Post by: nunzito(167238)
2006-04-02 10:15:49
Andrew W.k. is a rockstar
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2006-04-07 07:56:50
OOC: Andrew Wk sang we want fun, and party hard, only 2 songs i know by him.
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