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Post by: lazy(27024) 2005-11-24 11:42:59 |
Part I of ???
Jake Davis is seen walking down a street, yeah he is walking in a regular manner, the way normal people walk, yeah.... A LAW comes by and says. LAW: "I challenge you to a duel!" Jake Davis than says Jake Davis : " Ha ha ha foolish LAW...." LAW Punches Davis... Jake Davis : " Ha ha ha I no sold your attack amateur." Jake Davis does 213083290832410932190183.47981423432183210832108 kicks to the shin. Jake Davis : "Now its timed to be pwned, ez one!" Jake Davis puts his opponent on his knees and out of nowhere a deep voice states. Deep Voice : "FINISH HIM!" Jake Davis : "I was getting right to that." Deep Voice : "FINISH HIM ALREADY!!!" Jake Davis : "Alright you obnoxious newb!" Deep Voice: "I'm 1337." Jake Davis : "What a coincidence I am too, w00t!" Deep Voice : "Finish Him!" Jake Davis : "OK!!!" Jake Davis than executes his new fatality called the konichiwagaskiownagenewbrejhhjajhak!!! pic of konichiwagaskiownagenewbrejhhjajhak. 
Deep Voice : "FATALITY!" Jake Davis : "Buh Gawd King, look at the cawnage!" Deep Voice : "King isn't with us!" Jake Davis : "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" TBC |
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Post by: Version 1(26732) 2005-11-29 23:30:13 |
Continued on...
Matt Version Sub Zero appears on the street next to Jake Davis, after using his special unhumanly pwning powers to travel through the earth. Deep Voice: You can't do a Mortal Kombat rip-off without Sub Zero. MOOOORTAAAAL KOOOOMBAAAAT. Cue cheesy Mortal Combat Music. MattSZ: Yo! Jake Davis: 0_o MattSZ: How the hell did you say that? Jake Davis 0_0 MattSZ: ESS TEE EFF YOU!!!!!! Matt leaps into the air and sends a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris style at Jake's face, but Jake ducks it with a backflip :S. MattSZ: I will lead to the end of you! MattSZ throws a wild swing but Davis is able to dodge and retilates with a -insert random letters here-. Matt luckily uses his unhumanly pwning powers to absorb himself into the Earth, causing the -insert random letters here- attack to miss. TBC |
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Post by: lazy(27024) 2005-11-30 05:42:28 |
Jake Davis turns into a billion clones and shoots nukes at newbs randomly, thus almost forgetting about MattSZ, MattSZ comes and slaps the back of his head.
MattSZ: Thats not part of the script doodie face. Jake Davis: Well said my padawan. MattSZ: This is VOW MK style, newb. Jake Davis: Oh yeah, not Star Wars! MattSZ: 0_o yay I learned! Jake Davis: Sweet. They fight, but Jake Davis misses a Fire Ball Melee Fart Blast, MattSZ goes for a Tricicle hit, but hits a random LAW. Jake Davis: Bwahahahah your aiding me on my quest... TBC... |
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Post by: Version 1(26732) 2005-11-30 19:23:27 |
Matt Hardy is enraged, so he charges at Jake!
MHV1: Arrrrghhhh!!!!! Matt Hardy continues to run! MHV1: Dieeeeeeee!!!! Matt is about to collide into Jake with his knee aimed squarely at Jake's nose when... THUMP Matt Hardy is stopped by an invisible wall... about one inch away from Jake! MHV1: What the fudgecakeeatingmonsterwhoeatscakes.... Slowly a message spreads across the middle of the invisible wall... "Your account is Suspended because you have broken the rules of conduct in some way. If you wish to dispute this suspension, please email the Head Moderators at moderatorplit@hotmail.com The rules of conduct can be found from the Conduct & Privacy link in the bottom of the menu to the left. Sorry about the inconvenience. PLIT Games" Matt Hardy is angry! MHV1: I'll knock down the wall! Matt jumps up in the air and sends his specialspinningsuperorgasmicsuperkick... into the wall. The wall begins to crack... MHV1: YES! The cracks disappear... MHV1: NO! |
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Post by: lazy(27024) 2005-12-03 08:03:28 |
*Jake Davis laughs.
Jake Davis: "Must kill LAWs, yayness for pwned LAWs." *LAWs run away. Jake Davis: "Run less newbs" *Vortex sends Davis to another dimension with only one page... "Your account is Suspended because you have broken the rules of conduct in some way. If you wish to dispute this suspension, please email the Head Moderators at moderatorplit@hotmail.com The rules of conduct can be found from the Conduct & Privacy link in the bottom of the menu to the left. Sorry about the inconvenience. PLIT Games" Jake Davis: "Gosh darnnit....I must find new game for rizzles and pwn n3wbs cuz IRTEHG0DL33Z0Rz!!!111" *Jake throws fit. Jake Davis: "Time to play.... no games....NOOOOOOO!!!.... Wheres King, I like Chocolate." *Gets off chair and eats chocolate. |