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Thread: Booty Bandit
Post by: yar(35506)
2008-11-21 22:42:42
Hmm, who does this remind you of. A little comic relief. but a true story.

OMAHA, Neb. Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind sometimes his groin, sometimes both on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."

"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."

The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.

Valentine, a town of about 2,650 in remote north-central Nebraska, lies near the scenic Niobrara River. The city was named one of the top "wilderness" towns in the country last year by National Geographic Adventure magazine.

People from around the country send Valentine's Day cards to the city's post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.

The past two summers, the bandit struck business after business, window after window.

He stopped over the fall and winter.

During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-23 13:39:42
I think it's hot!
Oh wait...

It wasn't a sexy girl that was doing it???
Never mind then...
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-11-25 15:18:10
That's pretty awesome... i'm going to do that :D
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-25 16:04:53
you haven't allready? ;)
Post by: yar(35506)
2008-11-25 21:44:21
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-11-27 05:39:15
Sadly, no :(
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-27 10:32:59
Let's go together, at Ray's house :D
I'm sure Tes would love it too!!!
Post by: yar(35506)
2008-11-28 01:26:36
The door is always open:)
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-28 06:39:14
what's the use of having your door open?
you should leave the curtains open :D
Otherwise you wouldn't be able to "see" us ;)

Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-11-28 20:56:32
I can't find any whipped cream anywhere :(
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-29 08:35:09
So I brought the cherries for nothing?
Nevermind those strawberries either then :( sigh...

Lets just drink the champain and get drunk!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-11-29 19:43:03
the person who did it sounds mentally unwell, got Will's fingerprints all over it.

Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-11-29 20:08:01
i smell... jealiousy? :D
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-12-01 15:09:26
Jealousy? of Will? LMAO good one :')
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-12-02 10:12:45
Allright... erm... jealious at Ray because we're going to his house then?
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-12-02 16:31:55
i wanna go Ray's house :(
Post by: Backyard Brawler(247809)
2008-12-04 14:29:09
Muahahahaha!!! Mission accomplished
Post by: suepahfly(59692)
2008-12-04 14:54:52
wasn't that fun?
now let Aiden go there, and wash up those windows before Tes gets home!
Post by: legendary wolf(38655)
2008-12-07 20:56:00
in my sexy underwear
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