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Post by: nunzito(167238) 2006-03-05 08:41:23 |
Commentator1:Here comes the beast.
Com1:wat is doing here? com2:if u b quite we'll find out com1:sorry *we want fun by andrew w.k plays.The beast walks down to the ring looking angry* com1:wats up with him the beast:I think,u people have got the wrong idea about me,people think i am a savage person,and the only emotion i can be is angry.Well u r wrong! *random guy comes out and tells him his mom is dead* *The beast delivers a deadly shot(clothesline from hell)to the guy and then starts biting the ring* *security escort the beast out of the building* |
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Post by: lazy(27024) 2006-03-05 15:17:43 |
*Jon Gref kills the beast in a slow motion sequence ripping his heart out and pees on his corpse.* |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2006-03-28 20:43:36 |
how to spot a bad beast inpersonation
- Beasty doesn't know the word "I" unless it refers to the things you use to look with (he never did learn how to spell ... anything ... ever) - Beasty also doe'sn't know the word "you" no matter how you sell it - Beasty doesn't do grammer ... it's against his religion ... and he's atheist - Beast's mom is alive and well, though a bit cold now that the eeeeeevil Russians stoped pumping gass to Armenia - Beast hasn't felt REAL anger since Czechzilla went missing along with Eddie, the foul tempered rodent with the glowy red eyes - Beasty's default emotion is humongously drunk (what? well, in Armenia it IS an emotion) btw, who on Earth is andrew w.k??? well, ok, it had merrit ... barely |
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Post by: m_carta(37500) 2006-03-28 22:24:42 |
Maybe Andrew is a wookie. |
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Post by: beggar(46408) 2006-03-29 20:01:28 |
oooh beasty like wookies, they be nice and fluffy and bounce good on pavement |
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Post by: nunzito(167238) 2006-04-02 10:15:49 |
Andrew W.k. is a rockstar |
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Post by: legendary wolf(38655) 2006-04-07 07:56:50 |
OOC: Andrew Wk sang we want fun, and party hard, only 2 songs i know by him. |